Hey everyone, this thread is to tell all about your wild and crazy drunken adventure stories. (Or not so wild and crazy, your choice and experiences.)
I've got one for you...
En den az eee sed cheeirz, aphtuh eee dwank awluh deh vadkuh en bheeirz, phor 400 yeerz, iht bwot ihz mawmuh tuh tearz, phrum saijin, dwinkin; ihsss bhad phor yuhz.
Oh but here's a srsly srs one...
I remember a 4th of July I spent with my cousin and his friend. My cousin didn't drink so he drove. We head down the street and come across a car in front of us at the stop sign with the horn blaring. We pull up aside him, turns out the guy was passed out drunk at the wheel lol. We start yellin' 'Hey man! Wake up man!' He wakes up startled, gives us a quick thumbs up and starts takin' off down the road. He was swirvin' like crazy and nearly hit numerous parked cars lmao. Where's a cop when you actually want to see one!
Thanks for your time!
23-Aug-2013 04:45:33
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18-Oct-2013 12:09:45
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Sega Jr
En den az eee sed cheeirz, aphtuh eee dwank awluh deh vadkuh en bheeirz, phor 400 yeerz, iht bwot ihz mawmuh tuh tearz, phrum saijin, dwinkin; ihsss bhad phor yuhz.
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And then as he said cheers, after he drank all the vodka and beers, for 400 years, it brought his mother to tears, from ????, drinking; it's bad for you.
Oh. I either end up running around the streets in my boxers, not pretty as i am on the chubby side, end up wearing fancy dress, or wearing an actual dress
Probably getting dragged home and getting told afterwards that when i got inside i knocked over a few glasses and got into my dad's bed and he had to move me and when i woke up i peed in a glass.
I remember a 4th of July I spent with my cousin and his friend. My cousin didn't drink so he drove. We head down the street and come across a car in front of us at the stop sign with the horn blaring. We pull up aside him, turns out the guy was passed out drunk at the wheel lol. We start yellin' 'Hey man! Wake up man!' He wakes up startled, gives us a quick thumbs up and starts takin' off down the road. He was swirvin' like crazy and nearly hit numerous parked cars lmao. Where's a cop when you actually want to see one!