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J R Kerr
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J R Kerr

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truly strange disconnect that scapers dont petition to make the ladies hotter because jagex is like the only video game company to have never had the idea on their own. most wanna exploit that hotness, and rs has been more about go long, and withhold that euphoria... I think.

anyways the absolute sexiest thing in game is the crocodile goddess, and she has legs from a man on her... and yeah it'd be nice to give her
bbw
legs that suit her.

for first real attempt I think y'all should make the lady ogres like a MILLION times hotter. like all of em at the ooglog spa should be a-sway with the dirty version of oochi walli and look like tio from monster musume. I mean dew beading up on the lillies. Pots full of sauce.

some semi sfw links (so many that are not withheld but any artist you have ever employed already knows)
https://dailylifewithamonstergirl.fandom.com/wiki/Tionishia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIzgrMI5MRo

I mean... y'all see what happened to the internet cause of the resident evil giantess vampire lady, right?
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03-Feb-2021 14:56:49

J R Kerr
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and please do avoid "babes" for them. look at "natural" "pro am" "thicc" "pawg" etc. performers like lena paul, ivy labelle, and all that, but bigger.

remember that princess of mars... dejah thoris was way way taller than john carter.

the signature heros like linza and... whatsername the mage... theyre kinda martha stewart and only sexy if they have a sidekick like snoop playin hyperbole to their litotes.

and btw... that aint as much for me as it might look. I just know who really plays this that needs that. no really. a need. they do need it. for me... I am moreso charmed by like dame helen mirren, dame diane rigg, dame penelope keith (margo from good life omg), so I have some intersections and kinda understand who needs what.
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03-Feb-2021 15:03:00

J R Kerr
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like it or not. ask any weeb how much is out there for fate.

fate is a stupid shallow phone pay to win nothing. its barely a game. but you look at what it has in fan art and porn... its a landslide. its millions of naughty fan sketches.

runescape has NOTHING risque of linza, zamorak's daughter, etc. NOTHING.

thats a problem. I've never heard of any game's players beggin the company to make a game sexier, but this one... its honestly hard to say how theyre doin this, but like...

consider seren. seren shoulda been like BOOM seductive, and made guthix that guy, right?
NOPE. was not. she was sad and boring. now she mopes. I kinda loathe more of her in future quests.
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03-Feb-2021 19:52:18

J R Kerr
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why is moia not more like camilla?
https://fireemblem.fandom.com/wiki/Camilla

like for real how does moia not have a sex demon tattoo?
inmon. 淫紋

https://www.google.com/search?q=%E6%B7%AB%E7%B4%8B&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS757US757&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjCxraXwM7uAhVbZ80KHQYKCocQ_AUoAXoECAYQAw&biw=1536&bih=768&dpr=1.25

crystal shapeshifters are possibly the antisexiest thing in any game ever.
theyre actually godforsaken. it depresses me to even leave the world gate set to tardiadd.

and I mention this cause there was an opportunity to go outside heteronormative boundaries in a niche cool way, and it didnt work, cause no one at any meeting was allowed to say "is this sexy enough?"

like... what if holmes who sold the crystal armour looked like doctor frankenfurter tim curry from rocky horror? instead he/she looks like... traehaern. bedraggled and sad.

second to the crocodile goddess... the arguable most sexy thing in the game is raven dressing up as granny potterington and bein kinda flirty. that aint made to read creepy like Im tryin to butter up raven either, just sayin that it seems like a really marginalized category for a fantasy role playing game. where are the characters who even like to do it?

all these children of mah, and how did mah look? in most drawings her shoulders wider than her hips and she looks seized by degenerative diseases. just imagine mah for a second like... with the alien queen xenomorph's egg sac. something sexual for maybe even what formicophiliacs play this game. idk. bug stuff not my thing, but it works for somebody.
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Quirky Q
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Maybe, just maybe, Jagex are aware that an unusual proportion of their long-term player base are actually female and would find the 'upsexing' of characters in the world of Geilinor a step too far.

Have you ever pondered why so many jokes are made about the validity of the armour cladding the female form compared to the male? How much actual protection do you think is afforded by a scanty bikini top?

It has been pleasing to see that Jagex has considerably toned down the obvious thrust of overtly sexual female forms so that we can exercise our own choice whether to display acres of flesh.

If you want sexual gratification, then Runescape is probably not the site for you. :P

04-Feb-2021 16:20:51

J R Kerr
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ooo keep talkin prim to me granny I said that was my thing. rawr. so elegant.

you seemed determined to miss my point, so I will miss yours.

yer dead wrong to miss metrics of diffusion of innovation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffusion_of_innovations


okay anyone read that? now how it applies is NOT at all that I want jagex to put tentacle scenes into this game. I DID NOT SAY THAT. I am saying that it needs to have more poetry involved for the amororus characters so that in the margins where fan culture lives that some fan pays some sketch artist to draw zilyana being serviced by tentacled something. idk. whatever. I am saying I notice HOW MUCH there is for other games, and HOW LITTLE exists for runescape. Thats a huge problem.

attempted rephrasing for clarity...

"does porn have a use for runescape?" is the right question.
I am not saying "runescape should have porn."
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J R Kerr
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see its valentine's day and the rs main page is a drawing of light falling upon a pile of coins with arrows in it. um... if flaccidity was the goal then acheivement unlocked.

it coulda been any of these things:

1. armadyl looking at a frightened graardor and suggesting they shake more than the ceiling loose.

2. juna coiled around several chaos giants with their wee arms flailing like pelvic spurs to her delight

3. saradomin and seren having tea

4. zilyana and moia day drinking in a room full of cats

5. thok doing chores for granny potterington rocking her chair real slow
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