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Mod Jon H

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May Caption Competition


Once again, we have a brand new image for you!
Unless you've been cut off from all media for the last few weeks, it won't have escaped your attention that a royal wedding is taking place in Britain this week. This photo shows me, Mod Jon H, signing the greetings card that Jagex has sent to the happy royal couple.

May Caption Competition Image


Either I've suddenly got very small, or that's one giant card!


Your task is simple: Come up with the funniest possible caption for this image.
Once you have your answer, post it on this thread or send it to us by email at [email protected] . Please include the word 'caption' in your subject header to help us spot your entry! If you are under 13, please ask a parent or guardian to email your entry to us on your behalf, from their contact email address.
You can enter as many captions as you like. We read every single entry, so you will have the same chance of winning whether you post here or submit by email.
Lastly, if you're entering by email, please remember to let us know your RuneScape account name! (Obviously this isn't a problem if you're posting on the forums. :P )
The competition will close on Friday 20 May - so get your captions in as soon as you can. We will then go through all the entries and find the ones that get the best response from everyone here.
Although the main reason for this is to have fun, we will offer up a couple of prizes for the wittiest entries:
Winner
The winner will receive a complimentary 2 months' membership to RuneScape and a RuneScape mouse mat signed by Mark Gerhard and a selection of other J-Mods.
Awesome runner-up
The awesome runner up will receive one month's RuneScape membership.
Both winners will have their captions featured in the next newsletter.
So, good luck everyone - we can't wait to see your great ideas!
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28-Apr-2011 19:24:56

Vand

Vand

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Greetings, I have a few captions I would like to submit for this month's Caption Competition :) .
"Ah, so the Kalphite Queen and the King Black Dragon are really getting married..."
"Oh my, it seems that wizard put a bit too much magic in this card!"
"I wonder what's on the agenda today...sign a card to wish two people a happily wedded life...take care of some financial payments...Ah! I wrote my bank account details on the card! *Scribbles out hurriedly*"
"Welcome to Jagex Games Studio, home to large wedding cards and Manpunzels, the male versions of Rapunzel."
That's all I have for now, best of luck everyone ^_^ .
~Vandite
Just your friendly neighborhood team player.

28-Apr-2011 19:56:59

[#MW3OWZR0E]

[#MW3OWZR0E]

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I got a few here =) enjoy
"Dear Kate, I am truly sorry for our associating you with the kalphite queen. Please accept this free 1 month RS membership for your troubles.
Sincerly yours, Mod John H."

"I really hope that they take so much time reading all of these names that they forget to cash the check!"
"Mwahahaha! While the others are out for lunch, I will fill up this card with my name and send it! They will never know what hit them!"
"Maybe the really huge card will compensate for the lack of money that we sent."
Candid photo of mod John crossing out Mod Emilee's name
All of the other Jmods laugh as Mod John H attempts to wright on the card while it is still standing up. This is his 27th attempt and counting. oop! it fell over again! 28!

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NannyOgg
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NannyOgg

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This is what England has come to: a country where even those long haired, work shy hippies hob**** with royalty!
Only recently, the Union found out what working conditions at Jagex are really like: "The pay is so low, I can't even afford a haircut!" an anonymous employee said.
"Really great, those caption competitions. Now I'll be ridiculled 'till the 20th of May..."
"Yes I again lost that bet about who could eat the most cookies, and yes, so it will be another year before I am allowed to cut my hair. Now can you please all stop laughing at me?"
Trying to get a foot in with the Royal Family, British compagnies have come up with the most ingenious ways to congratulate the young couple. Well, ingenious...

28-Apr-2011 23:33:56 - Last edited on 29-Apr-2011 00:15:14 by NannyOgg

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