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A message brought to you by the human slaves to elect evil chicken campaign:
Oh, Hello there,
I am here to officially announce my candidacy for supreme overlord of Easter 2012.
Don’t be fooled by the claims of lesser, chocolate covered poultry – You are looking at the REAL DEAL right here! The world, sadly, just doesn’t have enough evil in it these days, and this is a situation that we can change! Band together- as a team, a force, and an army! Let’s show the world that without evil there could be no good (so it must be good to be evil sometimes!) If I am elected as your <bwak> overlord, I promise the following things:

An immediate cessation of all instances of poultry-related killing and eating (except those committed by yours truly of course!)

The complete enslavement of the human race (We will get to dwarves, the fae and other races in due course )

To bring eternal darkness to the lands of Gielinor (The night time is more fun anyway right?!)

The construction of a statute dedicated to me. I am awesome and you all deserve to look at me more often.

A hand-cannon for every adventurer, and a <bwak> in every driveway.
I am Evil Chicken, and I approve this message.

P.S. Claims that I am not a full citizen of Gielinor are sorely mistaken; my campaign manager (Evil Bob) can produce said birth documents upon request, and he is almost completely trustworthy...

03-Apr-2012 10:16:36 - Last edited on 03-Apr-2012 19:16:28 by Mod Timo

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Join the Evil Campaign trail! Send a message to your glorious overlord using @EvilChicken2012! We are also using the #Evilchicken2012 hashtag, so you have no excuse for non-compliance.
Oh and remember, the Evil chicken Doesn't Tweet - He Clucks.
S a b r e

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03-Apr-2012 12:38:27 - Last edited on 04-Apr-2012 02:39:15 by Mod Sabre

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Some Glorious Campaign Videos Created by my Evil Minions:

^ My gratitude to Mithzan for this fine creation

^ And thanks to my minion Salubrious for this video
Make the most of that gratitude pitiful humans, the next portion will be a long time coming. Bwaak!
-From the Desk Of the Evil Chicken-

03-Apr-2012 12:38:40 - Last edited on 04-Apr-2012 23:03:45 by Mod Sabre

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This message just in from your illustrious ruler and fearless leader, Evil Chicken:
"Greetings and salutations, minions of my evil reign of chickeny goodness.
As a being of great beauty and artistry I am offering you all a chance to earn favour with yours truly. Create a piece of art in my honour on your hi-tech personal computer devices using the eggstremely advanced Microsoft Paint or whatever other crazy, new egg, space tech softwares the cool kids use. Bear in mind that we are using MS Paint as we are chickens of the people, not slaves to expensive elitist software like that Chocolate flump I am opposing.
I'm too busy to receive them directly so "Cluck" them to my minions @EvilChicken2012 . or at [email protected]. The one which best depicts my staggering beauty, unrivaled evil, and feathery majesty, whilst defaming that vile diabetes-inducing Chocotrice, shall be bestowed with menial trinkets and baubles of varying quality and worth; hand-made and signed by my Evil Chicken 2012 Campaign Minions, of course. You expect me to make gifts myself? Blasphemous.
Yours dastardly, malevolent, and evil,
Lord Evil Chicken"
This competition will run until 17th April, where will will announce our winners.
The player that sends in the best depiction of our illustrious leader will receive an official (ish) Rubber Chicken, personally signed by the Evil Chicken’s JMod minions. These minions tend to work at night, so these signatures will be uber rare, as they only emerge from their pits during the hours of darkness. It’s also worth noting that this is a one-off piece, not like the common t-shirts on offer as prizes by our master’s Choco-nemesis.
The runner up will receive a delightfully evil woolly chicken hat, to ward off chills whilst hunting for eggs (and humans) in the dead of night.
There will also be specially hand-crafted Evil Chicken 2012 campaign badges up for grabs for other runners-up and special mentions, so get your creative juices flowing and get MS painting!
Disclaimer: Offensive material strictly prohibited. Evil material strictly encouraged.
All Jagex competition terms and conditions apply .

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If your name isn't here but your picture is, then let us know your username so we can credit you and contact you for prizes!
Lets keep these pictures flooding in!

03-Apr-2012 12:38:54 - Last edited on 13-Apr-2012 07:48:20 by Mod Sabre