*Ajax stood before the masses of Varrock that unusually cold spring morning. Donned in his battle uniform, he surveyed the crowd packed in the castle courtyard. They had come here, some from afar, for the promise of a return to the lands of their forefathers. They had come here, Ajax realized now, for vengeance.*
“Men and women of Misthalin! Today I bring you here to tell you that your cries yearning in your soul for justice and vengeance shall be granted! Long have we known what land lay to the North, the land our ancestors once felt proud to call home! FORINTHRY! Ayyy, but those days are come and gone, our ancestors forced out by none other than THE LORD OF CHAOS, ZAMORAK! THE LORD OF DARKNESS, WHOSE DAUNTING GRIP HAS RAVAGED THIS CONTINENT SINCE THE DAYS OF THE FIRST GOD WARS, AND DOES SO NOW AGAIN! Citizens, pilgrims, and soldiers, I call you up now today to fight to restore your ancestral homelands, I call you now to UNITE AND VANQUISH THE CHAOS, TO STAND SOLID AND STRONG AND TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS! WILL YOU JOIN ME!?”
*Eh I figure at least a couple people said “YES!”. Should be good enough.*
So yeah, Varrock’s military leader has decided to start a crusade to conquer the Wilderness. We’ll see how it goes.
author of 3 fake books and 1 real book <_>
29-May-2016 18:58:48
