To the most esteemed Fire Dude who lives in the bombed out Wilderness,
I, Renduhira Miller Sul'damane will bring sixteen battalions of the finest of the Domain Royal Guard to your meeting and personally drown any drynoob who dares stake claims upon my realm. This includes kings, queens, dukes, lords, ladies, vyrelords, earls, landowning knights, emperors, emirs, private land owners, pirates, CEOs, drake lords, members of the Kinshara, paladins, lava monsters, Harys Forrester, hairy forresters, dwarves, members of the Temple Knights, and pop stars.
I will be accompanied by the hero you call "The World Guardian", or as some of you say, "the Adventurer". They will be wearing full Torva armor and will own your buttocks if you or any drynoob claim a single speck of my land as your own.
My the Ocean have mercy on your souls.
Sincerely,
Deepest Lord Renduhira M.