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GhostlyBard

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Let me preface this by saying it’s not eavesdropping if you over here people because they’re being loud.

Right… Have you ever overheard a conversation that made you chuckle, at least a little bit? Well then I’d like to hear it, the funnier the better.

As an example here’s one I heard the other day while shopping;-
Daughter: Do we have any face masks in the car?
Mother: Yeah why?
Daughter:I want to wear one.
Mother: You don’t need to wear them.
Daughter: You don’t need to wear underwear either but we still do.
Mother: Shows what you know, I’m going commando.
Daughter: Gods sake mum. *Storms off* (presumably to the car). Check out Thieves guild layout redesign. Happy ‘scaping

12-Oct-2021 14:28:42 - Last edited on 12-Oct-2021 14:30:43 by GhostlyBard

Megycal
Sep Member 2005

Megycal

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I'm not sure if this counts as a conversation but I heard this little girl ( probably between 6 and 8 years old ) saying to her Dad " Why won't you give me any more waffles?" over and over again. I wish I'd heard his answer.
Edit to add: I was by the freezers in a supermarket. I think the waffles she was referring to were the potato ones.

13-Oct-2021 17:05:36 - Last edited on 13-Oct-2021 17:06:45 by Megycal

vonSageworth

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I was in the grocery store looking over the shelves trying to find something when a man stood beside me. Here's the conversation:

Man: Hi! How ya doin'?
Me: I'm doing well. And you?

(pause)

Man: OK. Say, have you heard from Doug?
Me: Doug who?
Man: (looks over at me) I'm sorry, did you say something?
Me: Yeah, who's Doug?
Man: I don't see where that's any of your business.

That's when I realized he was wearing a cell earpiece in the other ear.
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13-Oct-2021 18:32:58

C a z
Jul Member 2005

C a z

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vonSageworth said :
I was in the grocery store looking over the shelves trying to find something when a man stood beside me. Here's the conversation:

Man: Hi! How ya doin'?
Me: I'm doing well. And you?

(pause)

Man: OK. Say, have you heard from Doug?
Me: Doug who?
Man: (looks over at me) I'm sorry, did you say something?
Me: Yeah, who's Doug?
Man: I don't see where that's any of your business.

That's when I realized he was wearing a cell earpiece in the other ear.


lolol that happens to my mum all the time, her earpiece is a permanent fixture :D Remember Caz. Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

13-Oct-2021 22:11:56

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