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Once upon a time I made a thread like this that has now vanished. I saw a similar thread like this called, 'hilarious videos/photos,' but this is just only about stories. Think of a time in your life when something completely hilarious, ridiculous, or just downright silly happened and share it with your fellow Runescape community. It can be as long as a page or as short as a sentence, it doesn't matter so far it comes from you. Folks, keep it clean and appropriate. Forums rules still apply but if you are looking for a good laugh, keep reading and you have come to the right place ^_^

I'll post my own as an example. If you would like something to watch on Netflix, here you go = One Piece ^_^

28-Nov-2019 01:28:34 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2021 20:40:12 by jour vert

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My girlfriend has three dogs. Two pomeranians then one giant, scratch that, violent German shepherd always just sitting there, waiting to attack me. To everyone he was always innocent but in my mind I always hated big dogs. So one day I'm at her house with my best friend and in the backyard. The dog wasn't in it's cage and I was already panicking. We decided to play soccer and have a good time and I started to relax. I scored a goal and that was when the dog became alert and starts running after me and I did not know what to do so I started running with all my might, my heart was racing. The dog was obviously way faster than me so when it caught up to me I was screaming and maybe even crying. So my best friend runs over and tackles it the ground trying to be the hero when the dog started scratching on his forehead and he begged for the dog to stop. I was too scared to even touch it.

Meanwhile my girlfriend walked over to the porch, sat down on the steps, and started laughing her head off at us. I'm pretty sure all the mascara was streaming down her face from all the laughter. I decided to help my poor buddy but that was when the dog continued running after me. That was then the dog grabbed my shorts with his teeth and pulled my shorts down O_o And I just stood there... so shocked and embarrassed. There wasn't any time to escape so I continued running across the front yard with my shorts around my ankles.

My girlfriend was now rolling on the grass laughing like crazy and my best friend was just standing there, with his scraped forehead. They shouted to run through the back door and I tried, and it was locked but at least managed to pull my shorts up. The dog was still behind me and now I was running to the front door. I got past my girlfriend who was still busy laughing. Finally my best friend got a hold of the dog and put it back on his leash.


That was a very terrifying experience for me but today I look back and find it hilarious.
If you would like something to watch on Netflix, here you go = One Piece ^_^

28-Nov-2019 01:54:15 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2021 20:44:32 by jour vert

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@itsalexdude - I am sorry I laughed reading that story :O

I have a similar story, I went for an evening walk with my two boys a couple of years ago now I think. Anyway, the boys started to play on the beach. There was a woman with two ankle size dogs not on the lead - one or both of the dogs started chasing one of my boys and he just started screaming and running and the more he ran the more the dog/s ran - it was so funny, and I was yelling at my son to stop running the dogs thinks you are playing, he wouldn't stop - the look on my sons face - I can't remember how it ended, possibly the women got hold of the dog/s and I think she apologized to us and I told her it's not the dogs fault - the dog/s thought my son was playing.

Another similar incident was with a duck, I can't remember how it started and if I remember right it was my youngest son, he had a duck chasing him and he was running as fast as his legs could and in the end the duck got hold of his shorts and wouldn't let go :O It was so funny, I can't remember if my son cried or screamed or how the duck let go.

- I still got the image from both times of my boys running and the animals chasing, and the looks on their faces :D So funny.
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04-Dec-2019 18:48:06

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Dong U Dead said :
@itsalexdude - I am sorry I laughed reading that story :O

I have a similar story, I went for an evening walk with my two boys a couple of years ago now I think. Anyway, the boys started to play on the beach. There was a woman with two ankle size dogs not on the lead - one or both of the dogs started chasing one of my boys and he just started screaming and running and the more he ran the more the dog/s ran - it was so funny, and I was yelling at my son to stop running the dogs thinks you are playing, he wouldn't stop - the look on my sons face - I can't remember how it ended, possibly the women got hold of the dog/s and I think she apologized to us and I told her it's not the dogs fault - the dog/s thought my son was playing.

Another similar incident was with a duck, I can't remember how it started and if I remember right it was my youngest son, he had a duck chasing him and he was running as fast as his legs could and in the end the duck got hold of his shorts and wouldn't let go :O It was so funny, I can't remember if my son cried or screamed or how the duck let go.

- I still got the image from both times of my boys running and the animals chasing, and the looks on their faces :D So funny.
Hahahaha yeah that is funny :P I remember how embarrassed I was when the dog pulled my shorts down. I was just so stunned and thought, "A dog... just pulled my shorts down... O_o "

HAHAHA If you would like something to watch on Netflix, here you go = One Piece ^_^

05-Dec-2019 02:48:55

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When i was little i wanted to play with the baby chicks (I lived on a farm) so i
started chasing them to catch one. The momma Hen came at me and beat
me down with her wings.. it was a flogging.

funny now but terrified me then. The richest person is not who has the most. It is who Needs the least.

05-Dec-2019 14:31:26

Dong U Dead

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Ladyolake said :
When i was little i wanted to play with the baby chicks (I lived on a farm) so i
started chasing them to catch one. The momma Hen came at me and beat
me down with her wings.. it was a flogging.

funny now but terrified me then.
I bet it was.


When I was a child, possibly 4, 5 or 6 I was wearing gumboots and playing on a woodpile, it wasn't in our yard it was in another yard quite large it accommodated 6 or 8 apartments, now I can't remember if my mother was visiting someone in the apartment or she was out our house which was a few sections over and what I can remember is there was something squishy in my gumboot and I just froze to the place I was standing and screamed and screamed and everyone just came running from all directions, eventually we figured it out it was a squished snail :( and I got a telling off and a good walloping on the bottom :O
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06-Dec-2019 18:31:39

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I remember there was this Art teacher at my school who wasn't particularly good at controlling classes. There were multiple times where I heard him very loudly shouting at a class from the other room. There was even a class that would prank him.

One time some kids took some empty beer cans and filled them up with water. They then actually went into the class room and pretended that they had been drinking. He then basically said "you have brought beer!".

There was another occasion where some students poured red paint on his chair, which was also red. He then sat down not realising what they had done. As the lesson progressed he saw people laughing and then soon realised what they had done. Obviously he was then very annoyed. In fact there was even an occasion where he was debagged.

Finally there was a time where the entire class basically hid under their desks before he came in. He then came in and realised what they were doing and said "what are you doing!". I think he then threatened to call a senior member of staff.

I wasn't part of those lessons but just hearing about it was very funny. Brassica Prime:
Truly to be the most delicious is to wield this power. The power to create and destroy. And as the most delicious of gods, I am the font of this delicious power. From me spills all the deliciousness in creation.

11-Jul-2021 12:24:19 - Last edited on 11-Jul-2021 12:42:38 by Super Ryan70

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